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 P9WhirlyfritzerNewOrleans

P9WhirlyfritzerNewOrleans
P9WhirlyfritzerNewOrleans
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 Shreveport was closer to the bay but we would run out of pipe when going that way the afternoon was fading we were losing the light and the mosquitoes was  coming out to bite. Most of the men drew there jackets on to keep the mosquitoes away they were huge near the Gulf water and full of fright no one wanted to get sick. We were running the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M parallel to the shore following the road missing most of the populated areas and making good time coming out from New Orleans. Jameson P Monte was the man in charge of this group. He had ordered the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater online back at the ranch as they say. Typing in the instructional code twice. EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 once into the security cam and then added back to match. Never the same code twice. QEZ7643008777133365448367489229004938932 matched. He then sent an email to the company. Whirly ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com Tuesday, October 28, 2008 4:38 PM
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To:
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com
We are down south working to restore New Orleans as a City Blue and Proper. WE are very interested in the whirlyfritzer machine especially the CobaltBluePowerForce.T.M.@ as a means of centrifugal force. WE need lots of pipe@T.M for a parallel course to the Gulf for we are not sure yet where to make the entry point.ed.note this is actual copy of email sent end.ed.noted
We are down south working to restore New Orleans as a City Blue and Proper. WE are very interested in the whirlyfritzer machine especially the CobaltBluePowerForce.T.M.@ as a means of centrifugal force. WE need lots of pipe@T.M for a parallel course to the Gulf for we are not sure yet where to make the entry point. The special Delivery van was solid babay blue and there was a logo on the side that said Zappersunlimited. WE were all impressed the company had delivered its best most of the time they used Parcel Post or worse UPS. The Driver had no helper in the seat next to him so we unloaded the PipepipeT.M@pipe@T.M. and the Cobaltblue@T.M.Box.net  carefully setting in the hole prepared and wiring the ground. As he drove away he was heard muttering whats the reasoning of going parallel to the road. Actually it was Pp Monte himself that decided to run down the Gulf in the event of another Hurricane there the pipe was streamed into the wind now wait think carefully about this its makes some kinda bizzarre sense. They were looking forward to the future of events even perhaps into the next millennium. WE decided to go to the Ponchartrain entry point and try to get to the Gulf via the Mississippi Delta. We already explained to ewe whay. WE called for our airdropps and every time they were on time with the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue. There should be a lengthy treatise ici about digging in the mudded basin and the problems we overcame getting the pipe into the Gulf Ocean but for the sake of brevity and sanity its dispensed with and not appended forthwith perhaps a brief explain will suffice. There is red clay down south it takes a strong back or else fierce determination to get a shovel fool. Ha.Ed.note. A typo and yet a de je vue. End.ed.note. Like a cup of coffee with ice in it after a long nite of good sleep and rest we saw the water come up one day in the distance it was there. Water water everywhere and not a dropp to drink eye think that eye will get up and jump into the sink. That's a catchy toon where did you get that one TIMMY. It was in a CharlaXPoem eye was reading last nite. New Orleans' economy improves, but infrastructure remains a disaster the headlines of the paper echoed in my thinking as we hit the beach and up THERAMP@T.M. we went for we had ordered the best thing from Floatsom and Jetsome Industries to get the pipe to the Ocean THERAMP@T.M. was better than digging up the beach. We actually only ran the pipe as far as several lengths for the CobaltBlueT.M.@ radiation was harmless to children and fish but it does discolor after several weeks anything left laying in the water would be that aweful rust color like they have up in New York City in the Harbor. Jameson P Monte was called back at the Main Central Offices he went to the CobaltBluepurple whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater and turned the green light on. He opened the one sided mechanism and added the brown substance there was lots of extra water in it for he had drank a lot of coffee with his breakfast fast  he did not forget to prime the steam pipe first. He closed the access panel and gave a huge thumbs up to the computer (what a dweed of course people do things like this all the time and no  one could see  him) and he smiled.

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