Nashville was nice you all talk funny
Said easy on the eggs a bit too runny
Went thar saw the Grand old Oprey
Night they saluted Little Jimmy Dickens you see
Second row seats might a been on TV
That big dude Atkins can sing mighty deep
Seemed every song then commercials bring in the sheep
Cousin Minny Pearl put me to sleep
Went to see the Country music Hall of Fame
Could a spent another hour had to leave a shame
Next day off to see where they make number "7" bourbon
In my younger days that stuff had me a swervin
Then off to Mama Bobo's bed and breakfast a feast to eat
Next day in New Orleans and collecting beads on bourbon street
Thing someone had a crush on my wife threw a rose at her feet
The trees were turning colors and we did the trail
Coming back the leaves were falling down in the wind they did sail
I'm a learnin to talk funny some day goin back
But tonight I'm suffering jet lax going to hit the sack