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Acetone Added to gas

I learned a real good way, to get more from my gas
now I have more power for headin up the pass

I add a little Acetone each time that I fill
My truck has lots more power for going up those hills

I just add three fluid ounces for each ten gallons of gasoline
My pickups and my gas tractors keep running strong and clean

I have a special place, to buy my Acetone
I buy it in the gallon size when I'm in town alone

The place I go to buy it, you don't find many guys
I buy it with my beauty card at Sally Beauty supply

I went in the other day and found a pretty clerk
told her that I didn't think the Acetone would work

I said, "I drank three gallons just this week alone
I don't look any prettier when I look in the mirror at home."

Her face turned white with terror as she looked at me to say
"That's not to drink, it's poison, it is used in other ways."

She told me it is what girls use to take nail polish off
and if I ever drink it I may die and not just cough

So add some Acetone when you fill, your fuel tank, with gasoline
your car will run much better than you have ever seen.


This really does work for me and has worked for friends of mine.
Be sure that you use pure Acetone and don't add finger nail polish remover
because many polish removers are diluted.



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