!!!!twas the night before a redneck christmas!!!!©
Twas the night before christmas
and all thru the community,
rednecks brought their empty soda cans
to make a christmas tree.
They drank and drank
and drank some more,
till there were empties
all over the floor.
Soon was assembled
a mighty grand sight,
they plugged it in
and how shiny the light.
They left it on
and went to bed right away,
cause leroy be bringin santa by
the very next day.
When suddenly a crackle
then a loud boom,
there was ashes and soot
all over the room.
I heard them all exclaim
as they shot up thru the sky,
wees reckun wees not stoopid
fer wees learnt how ta fly!
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