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 ~*`Welcome To 'My Never Ending Circle Of Love`*~... ..`By `Janie/mjfb1954`

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~*` MOM'S  XMAS  LETTER  TO  SON `*~


Happy Holidays!!! Pictures, Images and Photos

~*`MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL`*~

Merry Xmas & Happy New Year  - HerCai

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My Dear Darling Son                                    
& That Person You Married,

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Merry Christmas to you, and please don't worry.
I'm just fine considering I can't breathe or eat.
The important thing is that you have a nice holiday,
thousands of miles away from your ailing mother.

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I've sent along my last ten dollars in this card,
which I hope you'll spend on my grand-children.
God knows their mother never buys them anything nice.
They look so thin in their pictures, poor babies.
 
Thank you so much for the Christmas flowers, dear boy.
I put them in the freezer so they'll stay fresh for my grave.      

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Which reminds me we buried Grandma last week.
I know she died years ago, but I got to yearning
for a good funeral so Aunt Viola and I dug her up
and had the services all over again.  

I would have invited you, but I know that woman
you live with would have never let you come.
I bet she's never even watched that video tape
of my hemorrhoid surgery, has she?    

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Well son, it's time for me to crawl off to bed now.
I lost my cane beating off muggers last week,
but don't you worry about me.  
I'm also getting used to the cold since they turned
 my heat off and am grateful because the frost
on my bed numbs the constant pain.    

Now don't you even think about sending any more money,
because I know you need it for those expensive family
vacations you take every year.  

Give my love to my darling grandbabies
and my regards to whatever-her-name-is -
- the one with the black roots who stole you
screaming from my bosom.    

 Merry Christmas.
Love, Mom                      
  
~AUTHOR UNKNOWN~

`Sharing This little humorous skit` of `Xmas Cheer`
with all of you,
was inspired by ` Our Montana Rancher Poet `DaddyCal`
who is on the roll of `Xmas Humor` bringing
much needed laughter into our lives!

'Thank-You Cal' for being here to help us cope
with all the stress of `Holiday Cheer` ahead of us!

~*`MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE`*~
AND `GOD'S BLESSINGS` TO ALL!


Copyrightę*2008*
~`MaryJane Balthazar`~








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