The first one
When he turned fifty
Gave him a gold ring
Gift thought nifty
He threw it in a dumpster
Now, he still wants to hump her.
The second
He received 30 tiny diamonds in gold
He threw it in a basket
It got old
Dishearten she took it back
Now, he is missing all the sex he lacks.
The third
When mail finally gets through
She wonders what he's going to do
With this ring he can spin fire
Sent to him
By one with burning desire.
