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SOFT CHRISTMAS SMELL



Jingle bells, Bat man smells
Deodorant makes a nice gift
Don't think so?--check my brother in law out
All you have to do is take a whiff
Used to be you stuffed a stocking
Two or three bucks it wasn't so shocking
Now you fill up the darn thing
And you are making payments next spring
Now I am not known for being tight
But filling stockings was $41 dollars
It's that bailout thing--bleeding me
You know I lost money too this ain't right
Not only that--The pretty stocking once a buck and a half
Told me what the new one cost and it was merely chaff
Falling apart or not I'd use the old one I said with a laugh

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