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MISTLETOE KISSING MANIA


You know that mistletoe romance
on an occasion or two I took a chance
Kissed this young lady under the tree
Only her boyfriend was there to see me
I couldn't help it influenced by mistletoe
Said come on punk outside we go
Under mistletoe at an outside wedding
The chances the marriage lasting we were betting
She was a pretty young thing called to me
Kissing under the mistletoe were we
When from the flowers came a stinging bee
I found what really works is 190 proof booze
Have to be careful if the wrong girl you choose
Her daddy may have a shotgun and on your knees
You'll beg for your life or say Daddy please


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