Yellow snow
A real, no-no
But when you need to go?
Not your fault it's in the snow
In the snow, yellow snow
Stained and warm and a glow
Gives a new meaning to snow balls, you know
The soft and crisp mixture of yellow snow
So this year under the mistletoe
Think of the yellow snow
No wonder Santa goes Ho! Ho!
Because it's his wee know
because it's true all is as quiet as a mouse
That's because he's peeing outside your house!