There are many words for expressing cold
And its various degrees so i've been told.
In Yorkshire we're just a little bolder
Using two words and just one's shoulder.
We say
it's ‘unch,
or worse
its ‘unch,
or ultimately
its bloody ‘unch.
Brief, precise and such common sense
For any foreigners who don't comprehence
A Yorkie passing will explain the difference
