Scientology, is complete stupidity
Which was created in 1953
By a man called L.Ron Hubbard
A man who spent too long in a cupboard
I think he must have had too many Whiskeys
And too much beer in his shandys
So what is Scientology?
Well it's a science fiction story
That has gone way, WAY! Out of hand
And which I find ridiculous, you understand?
They say we are immortal spiritual beings not humans!
We are Alien souls that have lived many lifetimes as ‘Thetans'
For trillions of years we have been reincarnated
Trapped in these souls, incarnated
To be honest it's so stupid and implausible
It' should be on the comedy channel it's so laughable
But what isn't funny
Is how people who believe in it part with their money
The rich and famous seem to find it works
But then they are suppressed stupid, stuck up little jerks
Full of ego, and ego and more ego
So easy to see why they follow
Something to give them comfort after dark
By pretending they are descendants from Arthur C Clarke
Boredom and imagination and blurred vision
What better way to start a religion
But let me leave you with a very intresting fact
Scientology DOES NOT believe in mental illness, urmm interesting that!!!