BlueNikeLace
My basketball Jones has Air Nike® and laces them with differant colors depending on his many moods and who he is out with after his big games. His boyfriends like the purple ones and orange neon is his fave. Eye drove mye mother crazxy once wanting those high tops only black ones so eye could call them supermans shoes. Be thankful ewe aer young but only once. We only had white laces iff you wanted black ones you had to get them from the dime store they called them old mans laces and they tried to talk you out of changing. This could be a problem in the gym locker room lets go sit in on a near fight happening. A great discussion has developed in the shower stall the man likes to be alone when soap is lathered on. Lets listen inn as eye begin. Yes, I am the victim of a Basketball Jones Ever since I was a little baby, I always be dribblin' In fac', I was de baddest dribbler in the whole neighborhood Then one day, my mama bought me a basketball
And I loved that basketball I took that basketball with me everywhere I went That basketball was like a basketball to me (Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones)
(I got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oo-oo-ooo) BasketballJones™® Tyrone Shoelaces® Jorden Lightfoot was singing in the shower stalled he walked out only to find his blue tennis shoes gone they had dissipated into thick air and FREEZE he holard only once and the thief was frozen into place and dropped the Blue Nike® tennis shoes at once. These mye shoes the thief began Air Jorden quickly dropped his Airline bag he carried extra socks and laces inn covering just one shoe and then he smiled and almost ran a little dance in place like athletes will do when they win anew. Just tell me Alphonse what color are the laces in these shoes. Alphonse looked slyly down at the one staring at his face and he was about to dance in place and he said Neon Orange at once and then grimaced when Air Jorden called a witness to listen inn eye came at once we androids do not materialize from space but suddenly just appear as iff from nowhere. What. Up. Air Jorden said the man said neon orange laces in the Blue Nike® tennis shoes eye say one the one under the airline bag is purple. Then he lifts the bag and eye concur the thief is caught the man is frowning at the eye and at the "River" Jorden. Ed.note.ed. we will not discuss this nickednamme or where he got it End.Note. The thief was not punished but we had to let him go when he opened up his locker and found his own Blue Nike® tennis shoes still where he had left them end of story. PPPs just let me add this appendix his laces were white one side and neon orange on the other so lets not bother others or second guess a star who likes his laces to be differant than they are when Nike® comes in Blue. Author Disclaimer of course this is a Paroday meant to resemble someone and to bring a smile to NBA play. And for the Kid to read. BlueNikeLace.
