Within the womb the very first sound
the blood of life mums heart pumps round
and within the blood all things you need
to grow… be born… then start to breathe.
With this breath your body knows
that now its time to feed and grow
and mothers milk will help you best
‘the milking points are on her chest'.
Then solid foods will next be tried
the smell of which can make some cry
but never fear all this will pass…
from mouth to gut then out you're a*se.
Long trousers then are the thing to wear
to hide your jewels and unwanted hair
puberty comes and spots appear
but never mind… all this will clear.
Then boy meets girl and things get hot
the rules they learned are soon forgot
and within her womb the very first sound
the blood of life mums heart pumps round.
