Urgent Recall Notice
There's an urgent recall I feel I need to share
This comes from the Creator for you He truly cares
He's given His manual but many fail to read
So as we are called we really need to take heed...
RECALL NOTICE:
The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units
manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious
defect in the primary and central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units
code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the
same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been
technically termed "Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality,"
or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
Some of the symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect,
is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge
to correct this defect.
The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear
the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs.
There is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through
the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT
from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is,
Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E.
(Believers' Instructions Before Leaving Earth)
for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without
correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the
unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will
result in the human unit being permanently impounded.
For free emergency service, call on Jesus.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall
action will have to be scrapped in the furnace..
The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven
so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
Thank you for your attention!
- GOD.
P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others
of this important recall notice, and you may contact
the Father any time by 'Knee mail'.
TRIPLES with EMMA |
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