Tattoos in Mayberry

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Gonna come at you 
like some long lost cousin or lover
 bring out the best
and the worst in you
one way or another.
Long before God gave Moses
his rod and his staff
About a million years ago and a half
He was bad
Mr. B As In Bad
he gonna work you
gonna do you
gonna woo you
run right through you
like you never been had,
never been had.

He not cuttin you no slack
B as in bad
watchin nobody's back
what chu gonna do
when the deck he stacked
got all the cards you lack.
cuz, he';s bad
bee beep to you 
Meet ,Mr.
B As In Bad
.
Buddy Blues,
got holes in your shoes
Your two pair
to his full house
you lose
have you heard the news
He's bad.
 bang bang.
Beep beep to you
He's  Mr.
B  As In Bad

gonna tell you
'row your own boat
In the dead of winter's chill'
walk out your door
with your best winter coat
stick you with the bill
You be screamin, cryin
shiverin
saying "man that ain't  quite fair'
He say,'take it easy baby

Got a deal for you 
on your long gone underwear.'
Cuz, he's bad
b as in
b as in bad.
He gonna woo you
gonna do you
gonna screw you,
run right through you.
like you never been had
never been had.
You're just another sucker on his hook
Too bad you haven't read his play book
Fillet of fish tastes pretty great
too late.
Very gracious of you 
to swallow his bait
Cuz, he's 
 not a bird
don't peck at  crumbs
gonna take
what he can get from you
long before it comes
You learned from the best
passed all his tests
Now you're bad too
what're you gonna do
when your bad self
comes stormin on through
Now that you're,bad
b as in bad..
;Please dont' do me like I never been had
.

Unkept, unclean
Like a grizzly bear in a cave
 rather be livin in mortal sin
than dyin as a slave,.
Cuz, you're bad.
bang bang
bee beep
Talkin
 B as in bad.
Not watchin my back
got all your goodies behind my back
your momma was whack... 
holds all the cards you lack..
Hats off,
three cheers
hot damn 
for the man with the knack.
full frontal attack.
You've met 
Mr. B as In Bad...

 
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Buddy Bee Anthony


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