Tattoos in Mayberry

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Gonna come at you 
like some long lost cousin or lover
 bring out the best
and the worst in you
one way or another.
Long before God gave Moses
his rod and his staff
About a million years ago and a half
He was bad
 B As In Bad
he gonna work you
gonna do you
gonna woo you
run right through you
like you never been had,
never been had.

He not cuttin you no slack
B as in bad
watchin nobody's back
what chu gonna do
when the deck is stacked
got all the cards you lack.
Buddy Blues
got holes in his shoes.
Your two pair to his full house
you lose
Have you heard the news
He's bad.
Mr. B to you
Mr. B As  In Bad

He's gonna tell you
to 'row your own boat
In the dead of winter's chill'
walk out your door
with your best winter coat
stick you with the bill
You be screamin,
saying "man that ain't  fair'
He say,'take it easy baby

Got a deal for you 
on your long gone underwear.'
Cuz, he's bad
b as in
b as in bad.
He gonna woo you
gonna do you
gonna screw you,
run right through you.
like you never been had
never been had.
Never been had. 
You're just another sucker on his hook
Too bad you haven't read his play book
Fillet of fish tastes pretty great
too late.
Very gracious of you 
to swallow his bait
Cuz, he's  bang bang bee beep to you
baby. He's B as In Bad
He's not a bird
don't peck at  crumbs
gonna take
what he can get from you
long before it comes
You learned from the best
passed all his tests
Now you're bad too
what chu gonna do
when your bad self
comes stormin on through
Now that you're,bad,
he's bad, she's bad
they're bad
everybody's B as in Bad.,

;Please dont' do me like that
Mr. B...

Unkept, unclean
Like a grizzly bear in a cave
 rather be livin in mortal sin
than dyin as a slave,.
Cuz, you're bad.
 B as in bad.
Not watchin my back
got all your goodies behind my back
your momma was whack... 
holds all the cards I lack..
Hats off,
three cheers
hot damn 
for the man with the knack.
full frontal attack.
Mr. B as In Bad...

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