There's this bird in this bikini
Who to my reluctant relief
Has moved out of view
Because my lord it was brief
Now not so very long agro
I'd have felt such pleasure
That was before the pills
For my raised blood pressure
But once in a while
I get such delight
From the sheer beauty
Of such a lovely sight
And it may sound cheeky
And chauvinistic I know
But what an experience
To have just before you go
There's this bird in this bikini
Who to my reluctant relief
Has moved out of view
Because my lord it was brief