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When Me Bits And Bobs Were Gone...


When me bits and bobs were gone, ya know,
The woman's complaint that's a pain!
I thought that my bad stuff was over,
And I could continue in life again!

But alas that wasn't it, oh no!
And so no donor card for me!
Cos me bits and bobs are gone,
And everything else is kaput ya see!

Me blood is wrecked, that's no good,
So I can't give that away!
Me livers as bad, and as for me kidney,
Well, it wouldn't make a good pie today!

Me bones, they're shattered, aint no good,
And me eyes aren't even no use!
Me ears, well, they went years ago!
And trust me, its no ruse!

Cos me poor hubby will bear me out on that!
Cos his ears are sore cos of me!
I used to have the TV on full blast!
I didn't know it was loud ya see!

So when I got me hearing aids,
Poor lad, his ears had a rest!
But now when he tries to talk to me,
He don't feel at his very best!

Cos I have got me loop on,
You know, the TV goes right to my ear,
So no matter what my poor hubby say's,
I'm afraid that I can't hear!!

So I think that now he's given up,
And simply smiles and nods his head,
Cos after all, when said and done,
I can never hear what he's said!

Cos he starts chatting away to me,
(But remember, my loop is on!)
And I can't hear a word he says,
But I tend to let him carry on!

Then when I finally reply to him,
Ooooh, it seems that I really shout!
Because I can't hear myself at all!
So I don't know the decibels I'm throwing out!!

So now when my loop is on,
He doesn't talk to me, well...
If he does, I don't know it...
So I think he needs one as well!

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