Amazing went to my fiftieth
Looked around an names were familiar
But not a face did I remember
Not young now like spring flowers
More like weeds in late December
Where did all those men with hair go?
And that cute Blondie with yellow curls
Thought she remembered me wanted to hurl
Grey now with a purple tinge
Wigs held on with a net hinge
That pretty girl I had a crush
The old hag drinking all night what a lush
Suppose I am just bitter no one remembered me
Hey guys, still have my own hair look and see
So I now have a big belly lost the athletic pose
From a tiny seed the garden grows, OK, and grows
But who am I to look down on them once my friends
If I go this year maybe someone will know me
and remember my name by the time the reunion ends
I think I will go and give it one more chance
Maybe Miss stuck up homecoming queen will give me a dance