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Nev, me ickle mate!!


I was mooching on the internet,
Looking for a mobile phone,
When suddenly up popped this box,
Now suddenly I wasn't alone!!

This posh fella called Neville,
Asked me if I needed some help!
Of course I got the fright of my life!
You should have heard me yelp!!

So I had him up the pole, I did!
With questions too and fro!
Poor fella, I bet he was fed up!
Cos I wouldn't let him go!!

But there, I have my reasons,
You see, I wanted to write a rhyme,
To say a great big thank you!
For giving up to me, his time!

And he was really posh you know!
Oh yeah, typing really good!
Well, of course, I can too!
(I think I better knock on wood!)

So Nev, here it is, a ditty,
Written especially just for you!
And now I'll pop it on my website!
Just as of course, only I can do!!

Hope this brought a little grin,
Upon your cheery little face!
And Nev, don't go getting tired!
Cos wrinkles appear all over the place!!

So have a sleep while you ‘mooch'
Until your next customer pops along!
But whatever you do, please Nev; dont!
Burst out all in song!!!

Oooer, cos me ears are sore!!

So if you want a vodaphone...

Shout for Neeeeev!!

On; www.vodafone.com

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