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Flipping Heck, Dear Philip!!!Oh dear, I needed a new phone! And it just had to be a ‘flip' one! Cos I broke my last screen, I did, And it's not been any fun! And I needed another phone provider, But oh, glory, glory be! They are so ‘flipping' expensive! Far, far too much for me! So I mooched around these providers, Cos I needed one that worked! I can never get a signal on the one I have! And oh ‘flipping' heck, was I so irked!! Now I am safer with a ‘flip' phone, Cos the others always break! I mean, it's not my fault I drop them! They fall off my knee for ‘flip's' sake! So I didn't think I'd get one, Cos I got the provider, but no phone! Well I can't afford their prices! Oh I was so sad, and I did moan! Then I decided to mooch on eBay, And ‘flipping' heck, oh dear me! What was this I was reading? A brand new ‘flip' phone; could this be? Well of course, yes, it was! So I clicked the buy button fast! And before I knew it, just like that, I had a new ‘flip' phone at last!! Now the phone I have is ok I guess? Well, it works a bit, but not much, And its SIM is only very tiny, They made sure no other SIM'd touch! Cos it's not the usual size SIM, I think they did it this way... So that we couldn't use the phone again, If with them we didn't stay! But I wasn't prepared to stay with them! Cos really, they didn't care a dot! And cos they aint very nice people, Just look at what I've got! So I wrote and thanked dear Philip, For not asking too much in price! And he wrote and thanked me right back! Now wasn't that really nice? Course it was! Cos he's a real nice fella! Aint no sharks around his shop! Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem
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