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Beeeeeees!!!As I sit in bed unwell again, I see it hover by the window... It's tell tale ‘buzz' sends me into fear! I sit praying the thing will go!! It's buzzing there all the time! And it's been doing it for weeks on end! Well I don't know why, but I wish it would go! Cos I don't want no bee for a friend!!! And last night with a raging temperature, I head this flippin' bee again! Oh how I shouted out to my Rich, As I sat in bed, about to go insane!! It seems the conversation comes back to me, (Oh flippin' heck, oh the shame!!) Cos I told my Rich, over and over, That bee had come to get me again! ‘If its not the same bee, it's - it's family!' While he burst out laughing, a lot! I wailed to my poor Rich, I did... ‘Oh Rich, you should be shot!!' Well I scream to him it's going to get me, As he heaves about laughing and falls on the bed!! ‘Riiiiiich, it's going to get me!!' I scream again! ‘If it stings me I'll end up dead!!' Convinced I am, I tell him its all family, ‘The bees talk to each other!!!' I said! ‘The other bee told them to get me! ‘As once more I lay in my bed!!!' Well by now he's rolling all over the bed! While I lay there in awful pain!!! ‘Stop laughing at me!!!' I shout to him! As he rolls about laughing again!! ‘You are funny!' He tells me often, ‘You really make me laugh! ‘And that's one of the reasons I love you! And why I married you, my darlin', Cath!' Well what can I say, but this afternoon? When I remembered the events of the bee, I felt such a fool, I really did... But I am adamant, they are after me!! See, its there at the window again!! Bashing against the glass!! So once more the cry goes out!!! ‘Riiich, quick, get the glass!!!' While he who remains nameless, laughs!!! But I'm glad that he laughs with me... Not at me... Flipping heck, but I love him so much! Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem |
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