It was the speech
JFK made
Man on moon
By end of decade
We'd no experience
But what do you know
There and back with
Just five months to go
Or were we all victims of
Bureaucratic jokes
The whole thing being
One gigantic hoax
All that wonderful film
That they got
Being made on
A deserted film lot
And for mankind
That gigantic leap
Was just a stunt
Done on the cheap
And the Man in the moon
Chunters and moans
Because he's still
There on his own.
