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Wop Bam A Wotsit!!Well I don't know what to say, You really seem so nice and kind! So I thought I'd write a ditty, That's of course, if you don't mind? I have to say when I saw your shop, I really was as chuffed as chuffed can be! Especially with your charms and stuff, Cos it's my favourite stuff you see!! Now I had to get the little castle, Cos this, I shall tell you true! Me and my hubby met in a real one!! And that's why I've bought one from you! You see, we had a castle cake, But alas, it sadly went astray, After the wedding was over, It was gone the very next day! So I think I cried a little bit, Well, actually, I cried quite a lot, For whoever lost my castle cake, Well, I guess they should be shot! But really, I'm only joking at that, After all, it was no one's fault you see, It's one of those things that happen, So it really is ok with me! But now I will have one forever! And I will put this in my glass case, Amongst my wedding memorabilia, And forever my sad memories will chase! So thank you for being so nice! And so kind the way you are, So from me to you, here's my ‘feedback', I've given you a special ‘500' * star!! So now I'm going to be skint! Cos I know already I want another charm!! Oh dear me dear Jack-the-lad! You're going to do my little purse harm! But well worth it!! Thank you for your kind s*t*a*r*s*! And if you want to see what's so lovely! Go and visit his shop on ebay! www.weldedbliss.com & www.britishcharms.co.uk Or email them on: sales@weldedbliss.com Ladies, it will be well worth the visit!! Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem |
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