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Chapter 73 ~ A Message From The Judge... Yadda Yadda Dont Talk Smack

A Message From the Judge
Chapter 73

Yadda Yadda Don't Talk Smack

Lyric Re-Write

Take out the Buzzard with the trash
And your gonna get that Bounty cash
If he don't scrub that plan of his
Ole Sparky's gonna make him siz
Yadda Yadda (don't talk smack)

Just finish cleanin' up your cr@p
We all know you are such a sap
We'll take your carcass out of sight
And you wont take another flight    
Yadda Yadda (don't talk smack)

We just put on your ball and chains
We all know you aint got brains
Now You aint cr@p'n Angels truck
Ride on Ducks grill like a buck
Yadda Yadda (don't talk smack)

Don't you give Mouth no dirty looks
Your feathers plucked; she sure can cook
Just tell your hoodlum friends outside
Mouth is gonna tan some hide
Yadda Yadda (don't talk smack)

Yadda Yadda , Yadda Yadda
Yadda Yadda , Yadda Yadda
Yadda Yadda , Yadda Yadda
Yadda Yadda , Yadda Yadda

Well it appears the Buzzard
Been talking smack about Dear Mouth
Any dummy knows
that just aint done down here in the South

She got her Name
fair and square
when the Mouth yells
Well it'll raise your hair

The Ole Buzzard seems
to enjoy pushing buttons at a whim
But the wrong one he pushed
when he stole her candy and pen

Now he has sent some
of his foul feathered ingrates
to cr@p on Mouth and our lovely state
but will be road kill or fellow inmates

Where is the Buzzard you ask ????

The Buzzards whereabouts
is only known to three
for security sake
known to Angel, Mouth and Me

The poor dumb birds
thought Angel came on vacation
but she came to escort the Buz
to a secret top security prison

His break out will never happen
these women play for keeps
When the Mouth puts out a 911
they all gather as a force of one

How will he get there you ask ???

Angel says Hey !!!
He aint cr@p'n in my truck
Ya got my back door
What Ya say Rubber Duck

Duck says heck no Angel
your my favorite trucker girl
But he aint cr@p'n in my truck
lets put him on the grill

Now Buzzard don't go smile'n
for those love bugs will get ya
it'll take bleach to clean your teeth
and then we will hear again wa wa

Now blindfolded
he has not a clue
where he is going
What is a Buzzard to do

I try to be serious
and not let out a chuckle
but the time has come
for The Buzzard to cry Uncle

Original By
The Mouth
Donna DeLong Matthews
© Copyright 2009
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