Darren
Darren fixed louts in the city,
But at night he longed for a hickey.
Dressed only in socks,
He turned on the Xbox,
And saw the sweet face of Kiki!
Darren stood tall with eyes flashing,
As red kick-ass-heels were dashing.
He fell to the floor,
Begging for more,
So Kiki gave him a good thrashing!
Darren wasn't too picky,
When he fell for that pirate - called Kiki,
She winked from the Xbox,
At him in his jocks,
So they took an internet sickie!
Darren thought it quite odd
That so many believed in God.
Kiki said "fine,
I really don't mind,
Cos you really have a good bod"
Darren loved to watch cricket,
But cried when the Brits got a wicket.
He was quite a pain,
Annoying Cate Bain,
So she kicked him into a thicket!
Darren punched out loud words
All over the net he was heard.
Kiki said' "stop,
Or my brain will go pop"
And I'll start to think you're a nerd!
Darren had a good brain,
He made Danny Bell go insane.
Glenn said,"oh dear,
Now what have we here,
Hope this Xbox wont go down the drain"
Darren read Steven Hawkings,
And really enjoyed Richard Dawkins.
Their thoughts were immense,
To him they made sense
And Darren couldn't stop talkin'
Darren - one morning looked shifty,
He couldn't believe he was fifty.
He brushed back his hair,
That wasn't quite there,
Looking so hunky and nifty!
Joy Weare,
25th August, 2009.
This is just a bit of fun, written at
a friends request. It probably won't
make any sense to anyone except the people
it has been written for!!
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