Sit yourself down.
Fasten your seat belt.
Texas Hold-em is the game.
Place your Card keeper on the felt.
No-one here knows your name.
I have a Chip and a Chair.
Tension and Static dealt at the tables.
Got you in the poker Stare.
Look them in the eyes, no Labels.
Bad beat stories, nobody cares.
It's OK I got a Chip and Chair.
Your moving put your chips in the Rack.
Made the Final table with a chip' n chair.
Got a pair of Deuces, Quack, Quack.
Don't count me out just yet.
Time to double up again.
Place your bet.
Sharks swimming in the shark tank.
Pair of Aces, go all in.
Keep the doors open ,just made bank.
Anything is possible with a Chip and a Chair.