The Westminster Palace dealer
And the service he affords
Is precise and efficient whether
For the Commons or the Lords.
He arrives for every sitting
In his classic Mini Moke
Using calibrated scales
For his top grade coke
Which he never ever cuts
Just precisely weighs
And carefully seals in
Recyclable paper sachets.
His service may be illegal
But he likes it to be seen
As far as humanly possible
It's one hundred percent green.
The Westminster Palace dealer
A service of courtesy and style
The Westminster Palace dealer
Top class produce with a smile.
