On my birthday a robbery was going on downtown
All the streets were closed a cop car each entry
Dudes robbed a jewelry store and took the proprietor
So my father drunk ran stoplights to the Hospital
Mom always said she had a police escort I was born
I was dressed in blue, cried allot and Irish
They name me Dan---dy, yes I am a boy, ah man
On this poet line some people think because I nanny
I am a girl, I like girls, but a dude sorry
One poet found my phone number and said, "young lady"
We are neighbor I live close by we should get together
I e-mailed back, "How about at Eagles Gym?"
He e-mailed back, "your a dude?" getting things straight
On my photo I'm the one on the left but my bride is
and oh, vanity, the cute one on the left of me
Oh, and from your viewpoint she is on the right side
So now you meet the Petticoat Dictator--mean looking!