Lucifer Had, Lost and Regained Paradise.
He was happy without a Woman in his Life.
He searched the Earth, Walked in it, To and Fro
To find a Partner for his Devilish Show.
He finally ran upon the Right Girl.
To gain her Hand, he corrupted the World.
Everybody needs Love of some kind.
The Devil had Sex on his Mind.
He rose to the Rank of Seraphim.
That wasn't high enough for Him.
He was disloyal to The One on the Throne.
God threw him from Heaven and made Hell his Home.
He was given Dominion for a Thousand Years,
To rule the World, preying on People's Fears.
Everybody needs a Love of some kind.
That Ol' Devil had Love and Sex on his Mind all the Time.
Satan's Natural Choice lived a Life of Wrong.
The Attraction was mutual; the Engagement was on.
This Romance made Robin Leach run and tell
That it was the perfect Match made in Hell.
The Wedding had pompous Gaeity and Much Ado.
Accompanying the Four Winds was the "2 Liv' Crew".
Everybody needs Love sometimes.
Evil never leaves Satan's Mind.
The Invited Guests were a List for the Ages.
Against Mankind, they perpetrated a longer List of Outrages.
Misters Adultery, Bigamy and Blasphemy escorted the Groom.
Mistresses Gossip and Seduction waited in the Bride's Room.
Hate, Murder and War perched on Damnation's Fiery Arch,
As the Four Winds and Crew broke into the Bridal March.
To Satan, Father Time had seen Man bow down and Kow-tow.
So, He agreed to take the Devil's Marital Vow.
Everybody needs Love sometimes.
Sex is always on the Devil's Mind.
Satan promised to do Mischief and spread Dissent in the Land.
The Bride purred, "I shall serve you like no one else can."
They left the Ceremony with new nuptial Desire,
And spent their Honeymoon in the Lake of Fire.
Conceiving amidst the Heat, Fury and Flame,
The Newly Weds had a Monster to name.
Even Satan uses Love sometimes
To quench the Passions of his Menacing Mind.
After Seven Years of Agony, Disgust and Scorn,
The long-awaited Manchild was born.
Without form, it had Satan's Mind and it's Mother's Face,
Destined to be the Scourge of the Human Race.
You have heard the Cliche over and over Again,
That Death is the Labors of Sin!
The Devil had Sex on his Mind,
And screwed the whole World this Time!
