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Day After ChristmasIt's the day after Christmas And I'm still flat broke My stomach is bigger It feels like a joke My children are happy With all of their toys But I am in misery I cannot rejoice My wife keeps complaining I just lay around Watching the TV Without any sound My body is aching From way too much food The smell of cold turkey I cannot allude I put on my new jeans My mother did give They don't even fit me My back I do split The children are laughing They roll on the floor I take my umbrella And head out the door I take all their presents And smash them to bits I say "Merry Christmas Now make a new list" They run to their mother With tears in their eyes I know I'm in trouble It's then I realize I tell her "I'm sorry I made a mistake" But she won't accept it "Go jump in a lake!!" Each year I go through this It keeps getting worse So next year for Christmas Just buy me a hearse Copyright ©2010 Marvin H Lane Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem
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