I have kissed a Princess or two
They kept trying to steal my heart
Tried the bit about kissing a frog
Most of those ladies turned into toads
So I put on this heavy metal armor
My horse took one look at me and ran away
Lost my sword in a dark black bog
My true love found me stuck on a log
Now that I am old and Grey even running from me my dog
Now this suit I am wearing is getting rusty
Truth is my love I have lost the key
And how do I say this I have to---oh me!
Will some Princess come help rescue me
Before I run into a real Knight in shining armor
I hear some of those dudes suffer from jealousy
Or is to stand rusting in the rainy bog to be my destiny