Hurry! Hurry! Step right up ladies and gentleman. We've got something here that's sure to put your minds at ease and fill your hearts with pride. Come one, come all and show your patriotism by participating in the great American democratic process. Fulfill your civic duty. Exercise your right to vote and be a part of history by electing the next President of the United States. Not happy with the way things are going? Fine! No problem. You can change them at the ballot box because you see, here in America, in the land of the free; you're blessed to have a choice. Now please choose one. Democrat or Republican? "May I have another choice please"? Yes. Will that be Republican or Democrat?
Thanks for your time and may God bless America.
*Choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
Down with the 2 party dictatorship! It's time for America's unrepresented and silenced voices to be heard.*