Just call me "The Great Mediator". How I always wind up in this awful position, God only knows. Call it unwanted glory. Now I know how a nucleus feels when it's standing in the middle of endless possibilities but is still somehow expected to perform a miracle. Now I know how that line in the middle of an H feels when trying to separate and sometimes even bring together two opposing forces. Most of the time, unfortunately, you only end up hurting yourself, blamed if anything goes wrong and sandwiched between the two. This is not a job for the faint of heart. So please take my advice and steer clear.