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The Smarter Dis Redneck Be the dumber they look to me®

Dug deez outta the scrap-pile of word
wrote by none udder than dis here wittle bird,
i's tru blu to my roots
and nots with high society in cahoots.............

~The Redneck Shuffle~ ©

Well i reckun cindy lou,
had a heap a chores ta do.
But she and joe were in the throws,
of passion so the story goes.
Her pappy came and caught em,
in the act of fondlin.
Cindy Lou said her pappy,
you's not gonna be too happy.
See cindy lou: joe is yo' half brother,
you's both got da same mother.
So if you git pregnant by him,
you's be givin birth to yer kin.
So off ran dat joe,
in a hurry so.
No need to git my shotgun,
cuz i reckun dat's da end of dat one.
So pappy sat and waited fer the next in line,
ta see who be next fer cindy lou ta take a shine.
Well maybe they's learned demselves a lessun,
don't wif yer kin be messun!
Copyright ©2006~S@L~

!!!!twas the night before a redneck christmas!!!!©

Twas the night before Christmas
and all thru the community,
rednecks brought their empty soda cans
to make a Christmas Tree.
They drank and drank
and drank some more,
till there were empties
all over the floor.
Soon was assembled
a mighty grand sight,
they plugged it in
and how shiny the light.
They left it on
and went to bed right away,
cause leroy be bringin santa by
the very next day.
When suddenly a crackle
then a loud boom,
there was ashes and soot
all over the room.
I heard them all exclaim
as they shot up thru the sky,
wees reckun wees not stoopid
fer wees learnt how ta fly!
Copyright ©2008~S@L~

redneck- by heck©

Dedicated to the simple life of everyday,
it's often less complicated that way.
Now don't get me wrong some technology i prize,
without it some of you wouldn't be otherwise.
I don't totally live in the dark age,
for i get into some things that are all the rage.
But so what if i'm proud to have redneck ways,
eating my dinner on tv trays.
Washing my clothes out by hand,
by God's natural air dried and fanned.
God didn't invent whirlpool washers,
he invented the sun and the breeze that occurs.
So if a redneck at heart i be,
at least i'm enjoying life that comes naturally.
And i ain't sayin the rest are lazy by no means,
i'm just sayin i don't take modern ways to extremes.
Don't hate me and laugh cause i'm simple folk,
i like it that way and that's no joke.
I'm thankful that i still have good legs and hands,
to do all this work that the simple life demands.
Sometimes i'm wonder woman don't excuse the pun,
ya haf ta wonder if this woman will get chores done.
But i still do God willing,
it gives me a kind of pride so fulfilling.
For when i get too tired and old,
over my chest my arms i'll fold.
Until then i won't put on airs and pretend to be,
something i'm not so you'll notice me.
I am what i am and it is what it is,
the reason being is nobody's biz.
So if you wanna knock me for being down to earth,
you'd better hit me with all your worth.
But i won't stay down i'm afraid,
cause i know how the game of life is played.
I reckon it's ok if i ain't to your liking my friend
but if you can't have respect...........
then this here is your sign-The End!
Copyright©2010~S@L

Don't come back another day.........
living high and mighty
or at least pretending to be!

©still to be seen 2013 and a proud redneck dat tis me!!!!
Sally

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