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'' I'll Restart My Diet Tomorrow, Again ''


I'm now on a diet,
Don't dare decry it,
I promise to do my best,
Everything I ate I'd always fry it,
I know I will pass this test.

Easter eggs I've bought,
With danger they're fraught,
So I promise to resist temptation,
In the bin! I'd have to say not,
They will go with evaporation.

Jelly babies and cream,
My ultimate dream,
I can't let them just go to waste,
Wasting them would just make me scream,
They do have a wonderful taste.

That lovely jelly,
Though it fattens my belly,
Those who make it I will do a favour,
One more plateful while watching the telly,
Will be truly something to savour.

All my clothes are too small,
The reason? I'm tall,
It's got nothing to do with my food,
If you need advice just give me a call,
Though I know it won't do you much good.

I've lost a stone,
So I got on the phone,
She said I do sense a sting,
I then insisted it had to be known,
The rock had disappeared from my ring.

After ten chocolate bars,
Then a deep fried Mars,
Because my loss had been so demanding,
I then ate a box of Galaxy stars,
Like the universe my waist is expanding.

She said don't fret,
You are too upset,
She had sensed I was filled up with sorrow,yes pain,
Though I say this with so much regret,

‘' I'll Restart My Diet Tomorrow, Again ‘'


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