ramblings and things
April Fool
Let's all sing the Rule Britannia
Wave the Union Flag aloft
Sing God save the Queen
That's about all that we have left
Now they've dumped Steel
To follow the death of Old King Coal
After punishing the unemployed
By cutting back the rate of Dole.
So let's wave the Union flag
To show our heartfelt thanks
That they wisely spent our money
Propping up dishonest dodgy banks.
And thanks to our generosity
Having come to our senses
MPs can uphold their heads thanks
To increasing salary and expenses.
Now we'll dress all the sick and idle
As peasants from our Feudal Days
Teach gratitude and humility
In thanks for our generous ways.
We'll leave them on the sink estates
Without gas or electric power
Because we've privatised the lot and
Don't want the profits any lower,
We'll hire out our navy
To guard world shipping lanes
We will have the Carriers although
They won't have any aeroplanes.
And having returned our country
To feudalism' s powerless dingy dark
We'll invite our Chinese friend in
To run us as a history theme park.
Where we'll all sing Rule Britannia
And wave our Union Flags up high
As we humbly tug our fore locks
To the tourists passing by
And we'll change our named to Britain
Having just dumped the Great
To reflect our new status as the world's
Newest True Blue High Tory Fascist State.
April Fool