A Tree, a tree,
shame to he that …
would pee on me,
a poor defenseless
tree!
May a dog bite him on the butt,
and a big fat tick latch on to his little wick.
May he step on a rake that will knock him
into the lake.
May an alligator chew off his balls and may he
come out of the water and fall over the falls.
May Green Peace fish him out
and hang him high from the top of a great oak tree!
That will teach the little Bastard not to pee on me!