In every high school girl's bathroom stalked by a nerd
there is a cluster of girls I call "The Herd"
They seem to be unable to control body function
unless they go in as a group and have a discussion.
They chat and they gossip about us silly old boys
and how we try to impress them with various ploys.
They'll discuss fashion and food and Hilary Duff.
They'll go on and on about all sorts of fluff.
You girls should just take a page from our book.
We go alone 'cept to talk 'bout how you look.