Just what's the deal with kid's clothes today?
Pants are halfway down with one's crack displayed.
No one I know likes this look on their plumber;
so have our children just gotten dumber?
Why would you want your ass to flap in the wind?
It's certainly retarded if it's not a sin.
What's next to top this crazed fashion trend?
How about no clothes at all from end to end?
Maybe just crotchless to give the illusion of clothes
and men won't want to see privates but what's under your hose.
I've no problem with nudity at the right place and time
but prefer not to see crack when trying to dine.