She walked so tall and proud
Having newly been endowed
With the biggest bust a credit card could buy.
She strutted to and fro
So that everyone would know,
And not in vain, she really caught the eye.
But she didn't contemplate
That with all that extra weight
It was difficult to walk with proper grace.
And her high heels didn't help,
She gave a sudden yelp,
Then fell flat (well, almost) on her face.