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Ode to eBay


Junk in the basement?
Dust in the attic?
Wife leaving you?
Got an old Veg-a-matic?

The problems you have are uncommonly simple;
easier to solve than popping a pimple.
Just log on your computer's internet
and go to that place Heaven-sent.

eBay.
Yes, I said eBay.

The first step's the hardest I must impart
but soon you'll be tearing your house apart.
You'll be selling your records, your comic collection;
eventually, you won't use much selection.

eBay.
Yes, I said eBay.

The trash in your kithcen, your broken lawn mower.
What do you care if it goes to Samoa?

You're on eBay. ebay. It's a great way to play;
What did you pay? For that?! No way! Hell, it's eBay!
How did we survive before there was eBay?

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