This was written by someone on my other forum and I think it will appeal to someone on this forum!!
It rankles that I broke my ankle
On that flippin' skipping rope
It happened out in the playground
And I really felt such a dope
It was nearly time for the whistle
Time to go back inside
A time when you find that your friends
Can be really snooty and snide
Surrounded by hooting teachers
I guess I got carried away
Now everyone will remember
The day teacher joined in the kid's play!