I used to be a page boy at a rather grand hotel.
So many things I heard and saw, the tales that I could tell!
Once, walking down the corridor, something made me stop.
I heard a lady's voice say "It's no good with me on top.
I'll get off and you get on, it might be best that way".
Intrigued, I stood and listened and I heard him say "OK".
And then a longish silence and she shouted in despair,
"This isn't working either we're not getting anywhere".
And then he said "I've got it!" you could hear the penny drop.
"Why didn't I think of this before? - we both should be on top."
"Oh what a good idea!" she said "Move up a little bit"
And, stunned, I heard her add with glee, "I think we're doing it!
"Darling, you were right, of course. Good thinking on your part!"
I nearly burst into the room but didn't have the heart,
But I stood there and listened. Several silent minutes passed
Then she said " We've made it - got the suitcase closed at last."