A bird with a nerd
Who liked lemon curd
Wore her new slippers to town.
The people said gosh!
Isn't she posh ?
But they only cost her
Half a crown.
A spoon with a goon
Spent the whole afternoon
Trying on spats
In Hong Kong.
But what gave him away
Was his horse, Daisy May
Who looked rather cute
In a thong.
A swag with a dag
Was reading a mag
By the light of the silvery sun.
He was deaf in one ear
And he fell of the pier
But was saved by a Portuguese nun.
A gut with a nut
Lived in a straw hut
In the land of the Pongle-y-Poos.
He played Scrabble in French,
Toasted buns in a trench
But his favourite dinner was booze.
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