The princess was told she must kiss the frog
But the idea just filled her with loathing.
She wouldn't have minded kissing a dog
Or even a wolf in sheep's clothing.
But kiss it she did cos it went with the job
And she waited til they were alone.
She closed her eyes tight and proffered her gob
- And she kissed its erogenous zone.
Well what happened next I can't put into text
But the princess no more has the hump.
He still isn't a prince but she doesn't mind since
The frog showed her how he can jump.
