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WHY DOGS ALWAYS SMELL EACH OTHERS' BUMS Once upon a time I'm told When strange things happened in the world of old An extraordinary meeting took place Of dogs from all round the global face. They all met somewhere near the Golan heights For a conference on doggy rights. It took place in a massive hall Cos anything less would be too small. As they went in, every dog and pup took off its coat and hung it up Then when the conference was over All the dogs (there were loads called Rover) Piled outside in lengthy queues And they couldn't sort out whose coat was whose. In utter confusion, they all got mixed And couldn't get the matter fixed, So each grabbed a coat and made for the door, Wearing the one which was closest at paw And, rather than make an almighty stir They all ended up in another's fir. Now every time you see dogs meet Or even passing in the street. You'll see them have a good old smell Cos that's the only way they can tell If its their coat that the other's got. You may believe this tail or not, They're only seeking what they treasure They don't go sniffing bums for pleasure They want their coats whoever's got 'em And they can only start at the bottom. But if they can't find them, that's too tough - Justice in the world of dogs is ruff. Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem
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