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Some Halloween Limericks - heh, heh, heh!
Tonight is All-Hallow's Eve
And I don't know just what to believe
Is it goblins and ghosties
Or marshmallow toasties?
Dead demons hide souls in their sleeves
***
October nights haunt and enthrall
The night air's filled with the owl's hooting call
La Llarona wakes up,
Drinks her tears from a cup
Y Los Muertos hold a skeletal ball
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The ghosts who live up in my attic
Make noises that sound much like static
I've tried to send them away,
But they're here to stay,
Those staticky ghosts in my attic
***
A child was kidnapped one Halloween night
And for the last fifty years, she's been rarely in sight
Midnight, Halloween
Is the only time she's seen
And her appearance is a cold, ghastly fright
***
A witch who on children was lunching
Loved the noise of their little bones crunching
She licked her black lips,
Yelled, “bring on the dip! –
It'll soften the gristle I'm munching!”
And I don't know just what to believe
Is it goblins and ghosties
Or marshmallow toasties?
Dead demons hide souls in their sleeves
***
October nights haunt and enthrall
The night air's filled with the owl's hooting call
La Llarona wakes up,
Drinks her tears from a cup
Y Los Muertos hold a skeletal ball
***
The ghosts who live up in my attic
Make noises that sound much like static
I've tried to send them away,
But they're here to stay,
Those staticky ghosts in my attic
***
A child was kidnapped one Halloween night
And for the last fifty years, she's been rarely in sight
Midnight, Halloween
Is the only time she's seen
And her appearance is a cold, ghastly fright
***
A witch who on children was lunching
Loved the noise of their little bones crunching
She licked her black lips,
Yelled, “bring on the dip! –
It'll soften the gristle I'm munching!”
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Some Halloween Limericks - heh, heh, heh!
Some Halloween Limericks - heh, heh, heh!
