NOTE: I work for a cable company, and while talking to a customer I said
please accept "Knology's apology". She thought this was funny
and said you should write a poem. So I did, and here it is!!!
Please accept Knology's Apology
We are so sorry we had to disable
you television cable.
If you are able
to pay your bill, we can enable
the shows you love - back on your cable!!
