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Men need and want “Things” that GOD simply does not want us too have them. Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater is herein this worddocument expressly implied as a lifetime warranty warrenty that is extended TO THE UNIT ONLY not the pipe@T.M. each item sold separately. We here at Whirly ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot simply do not have the time to SERVICE all your pipes for free and we never implied that we would ever do that you see. Iff the pipes are glued and installed properly Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ you may use any type pf pipe glue that you want too as this does not effect or affect this warrenty warranty per se. You will find that you have no need of maintenance on the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater itself we only replace the entire unit due to the green light failure. No other warrenty warranty is expressly implied. “in the event of a catastrophe~ just buy another length of pipe empty the main frame BOX turn the green light off before you leap in the boat in your scuba gear swim past the shark reef attache~ the NEW SECTION OF pipe we make a suggestion herewith and into the proper glue to be used is our brand. Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ each item sold separately and more and more expensively it costs a homeowner very little to maintain the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater initial funding is never returned never so do not ask us that there is no contact us we stand on our soap box warrenty warranty. Warranty noun (pl. warranties) 1 a written guarantee promising to repair or replace Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater if necessary within a specified period. 2 an engagement by an insured party that certain statements are true or that certain conditions shall be fulfilled must be a dead green light.
warrantee
noun
1.
a recipient of a warranty issued by Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
2.
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warrenty
2.
a customer to whom a warranty is given
3.
a written assurance that some product or service will be provided or will meet certain specifications i.e. Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater disclaimer: we ONLY replace the UNIT only. After all the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M is GOLD solid sold each and every new day we are rich anyway. When installing the pipe please dig responsibly the only “rule” we have is for the last segment of the pipe to reach the Ocean Floor or the Sea nearest your home. No other body of water is acceptable use or will accept your waste. DO not try to run your pipe out to your septic tank in “YOURTOWN”it simply will not work. The centrifugal force of the CobaltBlueT.M. @ in the line will blow the concrete top off your septic tank actually with enought force to level the Court House nearest you.
