He meditated on everything that took place on that day.
As he meditated on every appalling thing that took place,
He thought to himself, well there's always tomorrow.
The next morning he woke up
Said to himself, today is indeed a better day for me,
with a smirk on his face:
As usually, he enjoying taking long bath in the morning,
After his long bath, he brushes his teeth,
washes his face
and
decided well, I'll shave another day.
Then he put on his nice suite.
He then, made his way down the hallway and down the stairs.
He saw, his wife cooking breakfast in the kitchen:
kiss her good morning, he then sat down, open the newspaper
and
started to read.
His 16 year old son, came down the stairs,
said dad do you have a sec, I want to talk to you.
He replies sure, what's in your mind.
His 16 year reply dad I'm gay.
I have been doing Mike for 5 months now
and
I will like to have your blessing.
The man jumps out of his chair and slap the son on the face,
said we are catholic, those ghastly priest is already giving us
catholic bad name, now you.
Spat started, & then the son left,
he went next door: pick up Mike, got in the car and start driving.
A truck driver, that's coming from Texas, was drinking beer,
ran into the man son vehicle and they die right on the spot.
Police came and started the investigation.
The wife, then say honey, I'm sorry, but I have bad news.
The man asked what, the wife say, you remember Joe:
The man say yes, she said I have been screwing him now for 2 week's:
he knows how to work it and his penis is hug, what am trying to say,
sorry, but you don't satisfy me anymore.
I want a divorce.
At the same time, the man 15 year old daughter came down the stairs,
said daddy am pregnant & I'm not sure whose the father is.
She then added, I went to this party and I was drunk,
that's all I can remember.
The man went upstairs pull a gun,
put the gun in his mouth,
trying to killed himself,
But, the way the man was holding the gun,
the gun flew out of the window, straight into the canal:
Then the man try to hang himself,
the rope wouldn't stay up.
The man went back down the stairs
&
his wife and daughter was still in the kitchen,
he then, picks up a knife and trying to stab himself, the knife broke,
subsequently, the wife said honey I forget to tell you,
I spend the mortgage money on this trip for me & Joe for next month:
The mortgage company gave us until 4 pm yesterday to make the payment.
If we don't we are going to be homeless, while she saying that,
the door bell ring,
the mortgage company, send a company to punt them out off the house,
then a police officer came, stood in front of the door,
he told the man what took place about his son.
The man got angry and hit the police officer in the face.
He got arrested:
In front of the judge, the man told the judge please let me die;
I have nothing else to live for.
The judge is a very faithful Christian woman,
She told the man, I'll pray for you, the man stare at the judge,
then, asked her,
your honor are you insane,
the judge got mad, send the man to prison for 10 years:
Inside the prison, the man got beat up & rap's over and over again,
10 years passed, the man was release:
The first place he went was into this bar,
he met this gorgeous sexy blonde hair & blue eyes woman:
They started to date,
the man got a job and trying to put his life back together again:
One night, while kissing, hugging, the lady asked the man,
do you have protection:
the man, thinking to himself, yes am going to get laid:
Then, during the process of touching the lady,
the man found out, that she wasn't a lady.
The man saw, the lady or shall I say the other man penis, he ran.
While running, the man got hit by a train and die:
The man reach into heaven's gate,
he then asked G-D, why?
G-D reply, every times, I blessed you.
You Didn't even Thank me, not even for once.
You just took & took and continue to take, I had to teach you a lesson,
and
the man said/asked, what lesson G-D, G-D then reply count your blessing.
